SEPTEMBER SUN

Hi Escort Lovers!

It’s not very often our summer extends this late into September is it?

It doesn’t get better…the kids are back in school, life is back to normal, and we are still getting to feel the warmth of the sun on our backs, or as research suggests, maybe you should feel it on your penis!

Yes, just like Superman, men draw power from Earth’s yellow sun. Only instead of getting x-ray vision or the ability to fly, they get super erections, which is arguably the greatest of all superpowers. Studies have shown that just chilling in the sun for a little less than a half hour per day can increase your testosterone levels by over 100%. But if you really want to get the most bang for your buck, drop your drawers and let the sun shine on your little friend. Those same studies indicate that direct genital exposure to sunlight can increase your testosterone by up to 200%. Just don’t stay out too long, because not even the mightiest penis can make up for a blistered and sunburned knob. You don’t even want to think about it peeling!

So, if you want to test this study and try out your newly acquired increased testosterone levels, call our booking team today, we can have a gorgeous Welsh girl to you within the hour!

Call 02922331165 to book your favourite Swansea escort.